VIDEO: Surely a Few NFL Teams Could Use This Amazing Russian Football Kicker

"In Russia, football kicks you..."

Pay close attention NFL scouts, because if your team is interested in a new field goal kicker, then you might consider signing Russian kicking sensation Vladimir “Bobby” Bütitfar and his golden right leg.  His demo reel is beyond amazing, and I just don’t mean his kicking prowess and phenomenally athletic physique.  The production values are off the charts.

But what else would you expect from the uproariously hilarious Funny or Die?

You can tell that “Bobby” quite enjoys kicking field goals judging by the rather prominent boner he’s sporting at the end of the clip.  Not that I was looking or anything.

“Where there is smoke, there is fire…and the fire is my keeks.”  Truer words have never been spoken.