Laron, put the dumbell down and the creatine in the cupboard and just walk away.
Redskins safety Laron Landry looks freakishly huge in this pic, doesn’t he? Very unnatural looking, not only for an NFL safety, but for a human being in general. At least he’s not all greasy and vascular and disgusting like those professional bodybuilders. He’s really asking a lot of that shirt he’s wearing by testing it’s maximum tensile strength with his bulgy, rippling muscles. Landry really needs to find a different hobby other than weightlifting—something less strenuous, like stamp collecting or hippo wrangling.
Or taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I guess that works too.