Guh? Sanchez? Really? If you don’t know any of the Giants’ players, just say you’re there to see all of them. Anybody but Sanchez.
I could make the all-too-obvious crack about this girl’s hair color and intelligence but I won’t. I’m sure those jokes will be able to make themselves.
And for the record, my dear girl, the only way Mark Sanchez is going to be involved in a Super Bowl parade in New York is if he’s hired to drive one of the cars the Giants players are riding in.
[via Hot Clicks]