Phillies fan snorts a line of mustard on a dare from his buddies (VIDEO)

People will do pretty well anything for money (Ed. note: I once ate a live moth for $20), and this Phillies fan is no exception.  On a dare from his friends this sign toting, slightly inebriated dude snorts 3-inches of yellow mustard, much to the delight of all those involved.  So, what princely sum did he earn for his mustard sniffing exploits?

A sweet $12 even.

I can’t even begin to imagine how much it would sting the nostrils to snort that much mustard, what with it’s mustard seed and vinegar base.  Maybe it’s just me, but wouldn’t snorting a line of ketchup be a lot easier on the old nasal septum than an acerbic condiment like mustard?  Scratch that—I don’t recommend snorting anything that would normally be put on food to enhance flavor.

Here’s the video, which is slightly NSFW due to language…

A whopping $12 bucks to color your snot yellow and burn the inside of your nostril?  Makes my moth eating dare seem not only financially superior, but downright intelligent.


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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