Sometimes you gotta shake what your momma gave you.
Spotted at a recent Chattanooga Lookouts ballgame was this portly gentleman in a comically oversized cowboy hat showing off his tremendous dance skills to what I can only assume are his wife and daughter, as well as the hundreds of fans in attendance. He may not have the body of a professional dancer, but damn it if he doesn’t have the moves of one. You throw that guy in a bachelorette party, slap a thong on him, and you got yourself a sexy time.
Chattanooga Lookouts baseball—come for the atmosphere, stay for the chubby, pasty dancing hillbillies.
[H/T to Sweater Punch]