All of a sudden I have a craving for sausages and rump roast.
According to Craig Gass’ Facebook page, this was the scene at a Safeco Field concession stand this past April 15. The scene from Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, where the titular character and his companion Azamat wrestle naked in a hotel room was somehow featured prominently on a TV screen for all hungry Mariners fans to witness. Thankfully the naughty bits seem to have been blacked out, and we can only hope they cut scene before the climatic moment when Borat ends up with Azamat’s balls on his face.
Kids, parents, and M’s fans buying peanuts and soda don’t need to be subjected to that disgraceful and disgusting display. Just kidding—not only is that hilarious, but whoever had the cajones to pull that off deserves a medal and parade in their honor.
[H/T to SB Nation]