Taiwanese animation takes on the Bobby Petrino scandal for the uninformed masses

If you’ve been having trouble keeping up with the Bobby Petrino scandal because you’re either too lazy or just don’t have the time, your worries are over, because Next Media Animation (NMA.tv)  has given the Petrino kerfuffle it’s full and undivided attention, and their version of events is surprisingly accurate.

Well, except for the part about Petrino’s mistress Jessica Dorell giving the former Arkansas football coach a hummer while he’s piloting  a motorcycle, because not only is performing a sex act on a moving Harley Davidson extremely unsafe, it’s almost a near impossibility.  The only thing less plausible than oral sex on a motorcycle was Petrino’s original accident story.  As for the part where Arkansas AD Jeff Long unleashes an actual razorback to dispose of the fired Petrino through a closed window, well, that cannot be confirmed as fact or fiction at this time.

Otherwise it’s all true, especially the lines “Petrino has a well-earned reputation as a disingenuous phony.  But teams hire him anyway.”  Never have truer words been spoken in hilarious Taiwanese animation.

Consider yourself informed.

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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