Seeing that Stevenson has Abe Lincoln tattooed on his neck, this surprises me very little.

Nets small forward DeShawn Stevenson recently posted this self-portrait to Instagram and the first thing that jumps out at you, other than his ridiculous hipster outfit, is that it seems as if Stevenson has an ATM in his kitchen.  This leads to the obvious question, other than why the kitchen, is whether or not the thing actually works.

I’m guessing it does, because I bet that Stevenson will not stand for freeloading guests abusing the honor system.  Well that and the fact he probably has a pay toilet in his house that goes for $5 a pop.

[via @andyvasquez, dsteve92]