Shaving a player’s name and number into your back hair is not an acceptable substitute for a jersey

Thanks to the always brilliant @cjzero for the disturbing visual.

Spotted at Kauffmann Stadium tonight during the Twins-Royals game was this chubby, hairy dude with Joe Mauer’s name (including nameplate) and number shaved into his back hair, in what can accurately be described as the worst customized jersey ever.  If you think this guy and his jersey of hair looks familiar, you’re absolutely right, as this same guy pulled the same stunt last year in Milwaukee, which makes his repeat performance in Kansas City both cheap and lazy.

Now if he had shown up to the game with Josh Willingham’s name and number sculpted into his back hair then I  might have been somewhat impressed, instead of just slightly disgusted.



About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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