Piece of Vikings history for sale in this Minneapolis Craigslist ad supposedly Brett Favre’s pubes

That’s right folks, as gross as it may sound, you can now own some of Brett Favre’s alleged pubic hair.  Someone posted the following ad to the Minneapolis Craigslist offering the retired QB’s short, dark and curlies for the low, low price of $200, or best offer.

I’m thinking the best offer this guy is gonna get—Favre’s pubes or not—is going to be about $0, plus or minus a cease and desist order.

The seller’s backstory seems fairly legit, even if the date is wrong for the Chiefs game (they played on the 21st, not the 29th)—apparently his brother was equipment manager for the Vikes during the Favre years, and following a preseason game against the Chiefs on August 29, 2009, the seller’s brother noticed a few more pubic hairs in the Old Gunslinger’s jock, grabbed them, and stored them away in the hopes of making a buck by selling them on there here interwebs.

Solid, if not completely disturbing, plan.

Here’s the Craigslist ad, which is still up (for now)…

And here’s a pic of the alleged crotch whiskers…

So what are the odds that these hairs actually came from Brett Favre’s genital area?  Or that there may be some Vikings/Favre fan out there that would actually want to own some of the dude’s dickfro?

Scratch that, I don’t want to know the answer to either question.

[H/T to Deadspin]

 

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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