There are certain tattoos that people shouldn’t get because it’s inevitable that they’ll come to regret them one day. Wives/girlfriend’s names tops that list, with cartoon characters, barbed wire, and any ink on the face following close behind. And now you can add any tattoo associated with Lance Armstrong to that list, especially one so ridiculous as the back tattoo pictured above.
Easy fix for this one though—tattoo slashes through the dates of his now vacated wins, add a syringe to one of Lance’s hands, and change “Ride with Pride” to “Ride with Pride…and numerous banned substances.” An easier solution would be to grow his back hair out to cover the whole thing up, but judging by the sparseness of hair follicles I’d say the first option would be a lot easier.
[H/T to Bob's Blitz]