Colts owner Jim Irsay tweeted out this picture of himself early Thursday morning with a caption reading “It’s time to let The Monster out of it’s cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” It’s safe to assume that the monster Irsay is referring to is his beloved Indianapolis football team, although with his brotastic shirt, designer jeans, and Colts hat atop his head at a jaunty angle, maybe the monster is actually hidden somewhere beneath his brolicious clothing, and the thought of the 53-year-old Irsay actually unleashing a body part he’s nicknamed the ‘Monster’ frightens the hell out of me.
It’s time to let The Monster get out of it’s cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/JimIrsay/statu…
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) January 3, 2013
I love Irsay and the cryptic lyrical tweets he sends out from time to time, but a man of his age shouldn’t be dressing like a reject from Jersey Shore. Then again, the guy’s got money coming out the yin-yang, so I guess he’s entitled to wear whatever he wants, no matter how brodiculous it looks.
