First rule of streaking? Do not get caught in a soccer net.
A rather humorous incident occurred Friday at the Africa Cup of Nations during a Group C matchup between Ethiopia and Burkina Faso, as a streaker invaded the pitch, only to get caught up in the back of the net, much like a criminal would get caught up in Spider-Man’s webbing. The streaker’s glory was short-lived thanks to his poor planning, and he was quickly and easily apprehended by stadium security.
Luckily for our intrepid streaker he only got his left hand and foot tangled up in the soccer netting…any other “appendage” and he may have been the recipient of an unintended vasectomy. And speaking from personal experience, unintentional vasectomies are the absolute worst.
I’ll just leave this GIF of a naked man getting caught in a soccer net right here…
[H/T to Sports Pickle]