Hedge maze corn rows?
Wasn’t it just last week that we were talking about oft-injured Andrew Bynum’s latest kooky hairstyle? There was that bit of ridiculousness, and now there’s this, a hairstyle that is more open to interpretation than a Jim Jarmusch film.
Sure he hasn’t scored a single point all season—these things happen when you don’t play one minute of one game because of injury—and yes, it’s fairly obvious that Bynum comes up with these funky hairdos to maintain what little relevance he has in the NBA, thanks mainly to sports blogs like this one who have nothing better to do than write about his hair. He doesn’t seem to have a problem with that, so why should we?