Careful, there’s some very NSFW language coming from a very obvious douchebag of a hockey dad.
Listen up all you current parents, wannabe parents, and would-be parents—if you plan on putting your child into competitive sports, as many of you are wont to do, remember that it’s an activity designed to allow kids to have fun, get some exercise, and play a sport they may learn to love. What it isn’t is a way for you to live vicariously through your offspring in the hopes that one day they may achieve the sporting glory you were unable to in your sad, pathetic life. Remember, nothing ruins sucks the enjoyment out of a child’s sporting event quicker than loud, angry, overbearing parents
Take this loudmouth, obnoxious idiot who heckles a smaller kid on his son’s opponent’s team by calling him a “midget,” all while holding a ridiculously cute baby. The kid’s father takes exception to the ignorance of Mr. Angry Pants and calls out the guy, who responds in a manner keeping with his advanced level of douchebaggery with a “Don’t touch me, or I’m gonna cave your f*cking glasses in, you got that?”
We got it pal…you (probably) have a small penis.
God help the baby in that dickbag’s care, and the poor wife stuck in the middle of this confrontation, because you can tell from the look on her face that there’s nothing more that she wants to do at that moment is to take that adorable kid from her rageaholic husband’s grasp, crawl into a hole, and ride out the anger storm.