Bryce Harper continues living the dream, gets free burritos for life from Chipotle

Bryce Harper, the Nationals phenom and 2012 NL Rookie of the year, is living the American dream as only a 20-year-old can. And apparently the riches and accolades Harper receives as a famous baseball player extends to the world of fast food, as he has become the lucky recipient of free burritos for life from Chipotle Mexican Grill, thanks to this personalized card given to him by the venerable franchise…

Bryce Harper

Harper uploaded this pic of his fabulous new burrito card to Twitter, and exclaimed it to be “the best thing ever.” Hard not to agree, since Chipotle’s food is so freaking delicious…


At least we know where Bryce Harper will be taking many of his future dates for dinner, and who can blame him, seeing that burritos are nature’s greatest aphrodisiac.


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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