Former Titans cheerleader accused of sexually assaulting pre-teen boy

Elizabeth GarnerPictured here is Elizabeth Garner, a former Tennessee Titans cheerleader who is facing a number of charges related to an incident that took place at a friend’s house party where Garner allegedly followed a 12-year-old boy into the bathroom and tried to perform oral sex on him, albeit unsuccessfully. It’s alleged that the married 42-year-old, who last suited up as a cheerleader for the NFL franchise back in 2009, fondled the boy through his pants before attempting to remove them. The unidentified minor managed to escape the bathroom before Garner was able to get his pants off.

From The Murfreesboro Post

Elizabeth L. Garner, who was reportedly intoxicated at the time, is accused of following the 12-year-old boy into a bathroom and attempting to perform oral sex on him, according to a Murfreesboro Police Department arrest report.

During the incident, Garner allegedly grabbed his penis on the outside of his pants and tried to take off his shorts, but the boy managed to get out of the bathroom before anything else occurred.

After his mother learned about the incident, she contacted authorities about the allegations.

Drunk or not, there’s no reasonable excuse for trying to seduce a 12-year-old-boy, but Garner’s explanation for what happened would be totally laughable if it wasn’t so pathetic (from NewsChannel 5)…

The police report stated that Garner told sex crimes detectives, “that she was drunk that evening and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the residence.”

Look, I’ve been so blotto that I can’t remember where I live, let alone my own name, but even in that state I would still be able to tell the difference between a prepubescent child and a full grown adult, which means that a) I may have a drinking problem, and b) Garner’s flimsy excuse doesn’t hold any water.

The former NFL cheerleader is charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child, and if found guilty could face a maximum of eight years in prison.

[Deadspin]

 

 

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