Appropriate.
Yesterday Mets utility player Jordany Valdespin took a Justin Verlander 94-mph fastball directly to the dick, and if that weren’t bad enough, turns out Valdepsin wasn’t wearing a cup at the time, making him something akin to the village idiot on the Mets team. Today the New York Post skewered Valdespin and his unfortunate/unprotected nutshot with a simple, hilarious, and altogether perfect headline.
Numbnuts!
If there were an MLB award for stupid, Jordany Valdespin would be your MVP.

