Old dude practices kung fu in parking lot with wonderfully sublime narration

kung fu grandpaSometimes life hands you something so beautiful, so exquisite, and so unexpected that it truly is beyond description, and there’s nothing you can do but sit there in quiet awe at the sight in front of you. Then there are the times life drops some old dude practicing kung fu in a Food Lion parking lot in Richmond, Virginia, right into your lap, because nunchuks.

I could sit and listen to this guy’s commentary on the action all day long. Smooth delivery, with a perfect interspersing of references to Easter and Christ’s resurrection. Makes me wish this guy would narrate my life…he’s the Morgan Freeman of the middle class, the Al Michaels of the parking lot set, the James Earl Jones of amateur martial artists.

“One man. One Lord. One Faith. One Baptism. Two nunchucks.”



About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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