Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, she of the Olympic glory and recent grisly knee injury, and Tiger Woods, golf superstar and one-time sexxer upper of porn stars and homely Perkins’ waitresses, have come clean on their budding romantic relationship via their respective Facebook pages. Rumors have been swirling for a while now that the two were dating, and despite all the secrecy and sneaking around, their relationship was probably the world’s worst kept secret.
Today Woods and Vonn announced they are officially a couple with individual statements and a series of cringeworthy photos that look as if they were taken at a Sears portrait studio.
From Woods Facebook page (head there for the remainder of the unintentionally hilarious pics)…
This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.
And Vonn’s statement via her Facebook page…
I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods. Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy. I don’t plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends. Thank you for understanding and your continued support! xo LV
Two things to come away with from all this is that 1) it’s apparent that Woods prefers blonds when it comes to settling down, and 2) Vonn is either incredibly naive or completely delusional to think that Woods won’t cheat on her at some point in time. Remember, if he cheated on this with this, there’s a pretty good chance he’ll do the same to Vonn.