Search for the mother of all mustaches begins and ends with this Astros fan

Astros mustache

If it were just this guy and his mustache sitting watching the game, wearing a t-shirt and jeans, it would still be epic. But add in the cowboy hat and old school Astros jersey, and this mustachioed gent goes from epic to 100% pure gold. The girls beside him seem unimpressed, but not knowing who they are, that may just be the way they look when they are in quiet awe of the mustache to end all mustaches.

How much you want to bet he bought that Astros jersey the same week he started growing his tremendous mustache, say somewhere around 1982?

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About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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  • Surya Cantu

    It took him 7 years to grow his mustache. His name is Valentin Jalomo, and the girls that are with him are Stacy & Sarahena Cantu. You can find them at every single Astros home game.

    • Delton Perrodin

      I’ve met Mr. Jalomo while waiting to get in one of the front gates before a game. I asked if I could take a picture of his mustache and the little girl next to him (pretty sure it was his daughter) didn’t miss a beat. “That will be two bucks!” We had a laugh, Mr. J said they were just kidding and posed for a nice photo. In fact, I had never grown a mustache in all of my 45 years until that experience. And I’ve had one ever since!


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