Irina Shayk seems a good choice to get you through this painfully long and boring Wednesday, don’t you agree?
Yanks 2nd basemen Robinson Cano has dropped Scott Boras as his agent and signed with, wait for it, Jay-Z’s Roc Nation. Is there anything Hova can’t do? [Los That Sports Blog]
Bob Costas quoting Ludacris on the MLB Network. I think we’re finished here. [Bob’s Blitz]
Mark Cuban has said he’d consider drafting Brittney Griner, and Robert Littal from Black Sports Online argues that this would be a good thing for Griner. He makes a lot of good points. [BSO]
Canes defenseman Joni Pitkanen suffered a scary looking injury chasing down a puck on an icing call. Time to bring in no-touch icing, Gary Bettman, before someone gets killed. [Next Impulse Sports]
Royals fan makes Royals song titled “Come to Play.” Bonus point: dude’s a ginger. [It’s Always Sunny in Detroit]
One day in and already Rays 3rd baseman Evan Longoria is making ridiculous defensive plays. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Want to be single in the quickest way imaginable? Move out of the way of a home run and allow your girlfriend to take the ball in the face. That’s a one way ticket to Splitsville. [Deadspin]
This thief’s getaway plan was flawless, right up until he ran into that plate glass window. Then…not so much.
Yu Darvish had his perfect game broken up with two outs in the bottom of the 9th last night. So close, yet so far. [The Big Lead]
Dogs surfing in Florida? Dogs surfing in Florida. [With Leather]
Marlins fans would rather have a crappy $5 pizza than crappier free tickets to a game. I’m on their side. [SportsGrid]
This chubby Dodgers fan sacrifices his belly for a foul ball, becomes a hero to fat guys everywhere. [Guyism]