Penguins fan cheers on team with the help of his excessive body hair and overworked razor

Sometimes bringing a sign to a sporting event can be an arduous task, what with procuring the Bristol board, markers, elbow macaroni, glitter glue, and other assorted decorative sundries, then when all is said and done, you have to go and drag the damn thing to the game, which is a pain in and of itself. Then there’s this Penguins fan, who needn’t worry about any of that, since he brought his own sign to the opening game of the NHL Eastern Conference semifinals between Pittsburgh and Ottawa that’s as impressive as it is gross…

Pens fan

You have to be blessed with an inordinate amount of body hair to be able to shave “Lets Go Pens” into your chest and belly so legibly. I can almost guarantee that this guy’s torso fur wraps all the way around, like he’s a human/Wookie hybrid or something, and if our hirsute gentleman were really adventurous he would have the entire Penguins roster shaved into his back hair…if he doesn’t already.



About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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