When he’s not waiting for Eagles training camp to start in just under a month, or ceremoniously pissing on the IRS Building sign, guard Evan Mathis likes to get jiggy on Twitter with his nearly 30,000 followers. Earlier today Mathis tweeted out an offer of $500 to anyone willing to complete a simple task…get Amanda Bynes, who’s vagina has yet to be murdered by Drake, to follow him.
Easier said than done, considering the amount of crazy flowing out of Bynes like cheap mustard out of a squeeze bottle. And yes, the offer is legit, according to Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks fame, who reached out to the Philly lineman to determine the veracity of his offer. So if you’re hard up for some cash, are able to speak fluent unhinged celeb crazy talk, and can somehow convince Bynes and her horrendous wig collection to follow Mathis, $500 large is all yours.
Here’s Mathis’ offer which is still on the table…
Whoever gets @AmandaBynes to follow me gets $500. Offer good til it happens.
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 2, 2013
Get on it peeps, that $500 ain’t gonna win itself.