Steven Seagal performing a traditional Chechen dance will blow your mind

Steven seagalI’m not going to go into the reason why actor Steven Seagal is on a goodwill trip to Chechnya, because it doesn’t really matter why he’s there, so long as he takes time off from his mission of peace to do something to make the world sit up and take notice. Thankfully it didn’t take too long into the visit for the 61-year-old action star to deliver the goods, as he tries his hand at a traditional Chechen dance. The resulting gyrating, shaking and overall rug cutting will take your breath away.

One quick question though—who does Seagal think he’s fooling with that hair and goatee? They’re blacker than the deep, dark abyss where Pauly Shore’s career went to die. Then again, he is hanging around Russian president Vladimir Putin, the manliest man in the entire world. Chances are the Under Siege star is just trying to keep up with Putin’s nuclear reaction level testosterone output.

Prepare to be left amazed and breathless…

It’s OK to laugh at Seagal’s questionable dancing from afar, but not to his face, because even though he’s a dyed hair, portly, sunglasses at night shell of his former self, dude could still snap your neck with one hand while eating a turkey leg with the other.

[Guyism]

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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