Somewhere in Russia cows are getting hit by cars while having bovine relations

Nothing ruins a good bout of cow lovemaking like getting hit by a car. Is it commonplace in Russia to have so many cows wandering on roadways? And what’s up with the date on the Russian dude’s dash cam? Is he actually from the future, sent back to stop these two cows from procreating because their offspring ends up destroying the world?

So many questions, so few answers.

[The Big Lead]


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