Chicago White Sox rooming list a bevy of hilarious fake names

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Often times celebrities and athletes will use a pseudonym when on the road so as to maintain anonymity and protect their privacy from the adoring public. But that doesn’t mean that the fake names they check into hotels with are devoid of hilarity, as evidenced by this Chicago White Sox rooming list from a trip to St. Louis in 2012.

Some of the highlights…

  • Ricky Bobby
  • Art Vandelay
  • Josie Wales
  • Hank Hill
  • Lloyd Christmas
  • Frank (the) Tank
  • Optimus Prime
  • Judge Smails

And the obvious winner…

  • Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek

Kudos to the White Sox for not going with the sophomoric and juvenile I.P. Freely, Hugh Jass, or Mike Hunt.





About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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