Taking on a mechanical bull is risky at the best of times, but doing so after with a few drinks in you always ends poorly. Take this Redskins fan for instance, all confident and brash in his RG3 jersey, as he prepares to ride this mechanical monstrosity at XFINITY Live! in Philadelphia. Things start out well enough and then BAM! the operator kicks the bull into overdrive and buddy gets tossed like a chubby rag doll, ending his ride in less time than it took for Washington’s season to go up in flames.
Sorry, but our Skins fan should have known that the only way to stay on a mechanical bull for longer than three seconds is to a) be an experienced bull rider, or b) be an attractive woman with big breasts. Aside from a set of well hidden man boobs this guy didn’t stand a chance.