Hey, I just found a new synonym for “abuse of power.” It’s spelled W-I-L-L-I-A-M-S. As in Roy Williams, head coach of the men’s basketball team at North Carolina, and your newly-minted Douchebag of the Week. If you’re wondering why such a revered and highly-respected coach such as Roy Williams is the subject of my wrath, [...]
Published on: 7th December, 2009
Dirty players are commonplace in sports. It’s just a fact of life. But every once-in-a-while a cheap-shot prick stands above the rest. Flozell Adams, you are that prick. And now you’re the Douchebag of the Week. Prick. Adams, the Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman, is widely regarded as one of the league’s dirtiest players. And it [...]
Published on: 30th November, 2009
You gotta love college football. Or not–what the hell do I care? But say you watch it, let me ask you a question–if you happened to see the UCLA/USC game this past Saturday, what did you think of the ending? Or more precisely, who was the bigger douchebag–Rick Neuheisel or Pete Carroll? Quick recap for [...]
Published on: 16th November, 2009
I just want to say something to LeBron James (because I know he checks out this site daily)…dude, shut the fuck up and play basketball. There, now that I got that out of my system, you’re probably wondering what James did to get me so pissed, and to get himself named Douchebag of the Week. [...]
Published on: 28th October, 2009
Anyone with any kind of working knowledge of the NFL knows what kind of owner Dan Snyder of the Washington Redskins is. He makes Al Davis seem logical, and Jerry Jones seem reasonable. To his credit though, his rash and sometimes asinine personnel decisions are, in his mind anyway, an attempt at improving his club. [...]
Published on: 20th October, 2009
This is a first…co-winners of the Douchebag of the Week award. One for what he did, one for what he said. And both are from the Carolina Panthers. First there’s Dante Wesley. The Panthers cornerback took it upon himself to try and make Carson Palmer’s prediction that someone will eventually be killed on a football [...]
Published on: 6th October, 2009
No, it’s not Erin Andrews, ya friggin’ idiots. It’s the creepy stalker the FBI arrested for the “Erin Andrews peep hole video” scandal. Yes, Michael David Barrett of Westmont, Illinois, you are the Douchebag of the Week. Look, I’m like the hundreds of millions of guys who, yes, would love to see the gorgeous Miss [...]
Published on: 30th September, 2009
You just have to feel sorry for the Cleveland Browns fans…easily some of the most rabid, educated, passionate fans in the NFL. Or any league for that matter. Their once-proud franchise has quickly become one of the laughing-stocks in the league, down there with the Rams and Lions. And now their turd of a head [...]
Published on: 21st September, 2009
I know, I know…it’s been forever since I handed out the Douchebag of the Week award. But if you haven’t figured out that I’m a lazy fucker by now, well then, allow me to introduce myself. That being said, I’ve got to give out the award this week, only because it goes to someone truly [...]
Published on: 29th June, 2009
First off, let me apologize for not updating the Douchebag of the Week award for last week. Between work, kids, and my continued laziness, I just never got around to it. But I’m back, baby! I sense a trend starting here. On the 14th, idiot Laker fans who thought the best way to celebrate another [...]