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So, This Happened Last Night…

Published on: 11th March, 2010

I need to watch the NBA more.  Since when did players start doing 360 alley oop dunks anyway?
Irregardless, this is freaking priceless.

One YouTube commenter summed it up nicely…
“sick wicked and nasty”
Indeed.
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Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My “Coach Cal” Mustang

Published on: 11th March, 2010

This has to be the end all, be all of Kentucky Wildcat memorabilia.  A $71,000 Roush Mustang (or the more reasonably priced $43,000 GT version) customized and labelled the “Coach Cal Edition,” for the Wildcats dapper head coach, is soon to be  available at Paul Miller Ford in Lexington, Kentucky.
Better hurry though…the dealership is only [...]

Senate Candidate Should Focus More on Tax Reform, Less on Copyright Infringement

Published on: 11th March, 2010

I am in no way anything close to a political pundit, so I feel absolutely no shame in asking…what the hell is a Libertarian anyway?  Scratch that, I don’t need to know that bad.  Really I don’t.  What I can infer though is that Libertarians from the great state of Oregon must really love Rick [...]

Yet More Proof That Degenerates Will Gamble on Anything

Published on: 10th March, 2010

Just when you think the human race can’t sink to lower depths than it already has, along comes  a story such as this which completely reaffirms that yes, humanity is going to hell in a hand-basket.
The whole Michael Vick fiasco showed the world the barbarism and inhumanity that is the culture of dog fighting.  Cockfighting [...]

Innocent Girl Felled by Spherical Object Impacting Her Cranium

Published on: 10th March, 2010

Isn’t that much better than a generic title, along the lines of “Softball Player Hit in Head With Ball,” or something similar.  See, what my title does is spice things up a bit, gets the reader’s morbid curiosity aroused, then draws them into the interwoven tapestry that is this article.  And once the reader is [...]

Alexander Ovechkin’s Mom is a Slumpbuster

Published on: 10th March, 2010

No, not that kind of slumpbuster, sickos.  I would never consider someone’s mother a slumpbuster of any sorts, least of all one whose offspring resembles the lovechild of Richard Kiel.  And if you don’t know who Richard Kiel is, Google him, or watch Happy Gilmore and/or Moonraker–Kiel’s the ginormous cretin with the heart of gold, [...]

NBC’s Post-Olympics NHL Ratings No Better Than Pre-Olympics NHL Ratings

Published on: 9th March, 2010

Remember that good feeling everyone had after the men’s Gold Medal game between Canada and the United States?  Remember how the excitement generated from that game was going to carry over to the National Hockey League, once the Olympics were done, and how NHL television viewers would increase in numbers for the remainder of the [...]

Shane Battier is Good at Basketball, Awful at Karaoke

Published on: 9th March, 2010

And that’s not great, because Shane Battier really, really loves karaoke.  It’s almost unhealthy, the Rockets forward’s affection for off-key singing–the man considers himself a “huge karaoke aficionado.”
Battier gives a little more detail on his karaoke love affair in this video, which is both a joke (I think), and a promotion for an upcoming charity [...]

Your Morning Wood for March 8th

Published on: 8th March, 2010

Even Joe Buck’s wife can’t stand him anymore. [Deadspin]
What the hell is futsal?  I have no idea, but it sounds dangerous.  How dangerous?  Some dude died while playing it. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Ron Artest has a freaky new haircut that has to be seen to be believed. [The Big Lead]
The Angry T has 22 pics of [...]

Blazers Pryzbilla Slips in Shower, Reinjures Wrecked Knee

Published on: 8th March, 2010

Like the band’s drummers in the cult classic This is Spinal Tap, the Portland Trail Blazers are having a tough time keeping their center’s knees healthy–first Greg Oden is lost for the season after fracturing his patella, then just over two weeks later, Joel Pryzbilla ruptures his patella tendon, thus ending his season as well.
Marcus [...]

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