Morning Wood
Published on: 2nd September, 2010
Your Morning Wood for September 2nd (College Football Edition) |
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Say hello to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s barely readable daily link dump. Well, the links themselves are enjoyable, the drivel I lead with is not. Finally college football season is here. Sorry baseball, it’s been fun, but the gridiron is where it’s at. Now if only the NFL would start, all would be right in [...]
Published on: 30th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 30th (Monday Bloody Monday Edition) |
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Welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s not quite ready for prime time daily link dump. Gorge yourself on these scrumptious links, then unbuckle your pants and come back here for a spell. In other news, I vote we change the name of Monday to Craphole…seems fitting, no? Et tu, Monday? 21-year-old tries to pass himself [...]
Published on: 27th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 27th (Weekend Warm Up Edition) |
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To quote the ever quotable Barry Manilow…”Looks like we made it!“ And by that I mean, we, collectively, have made it to the end of the week yet again–the weekend is upon us. Hopefully your plans include alcohol, charred meat, sports, and a rocking pair of jorts, in some combination. If not, then I do [...]
Published on: 25th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 25th (Dry Hump Day Edition) |
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Two questions–is this the longest week ever? And secondly, is dry humping an underrated sexual activity? It’s safe, it’s good exercise, it can be done alone, with another person, or in a group, and depending on the material of your underpants, quite satisfying. Like I said yesterday…crap meets wall, sticks. Let’s break on through to [...]
Published on: 24th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 24th (Slippery Nipple Edition) |
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If 40 is the new 30, then Tuesday is the new Monday. Hey, most times I just throw some crap at the wall and see if it sticks. That stuck…sorry. I have seen the nipple on your soul… Guy loses arm wrestling match, goes apeshit with his truck and a shotgun. Sounds reasonable to me. [...]
Published on: 18th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 18th (Humpty Hump Day Edition) |
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Today’s edition of Your Morning Wood, LAF’s Emmy nominated daily link dump, is brought to you by the letter H. Yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish… Hey look…Owen Wilson has a new movie, where he plays a reliever for the Nationals. I can only imagine the suckitude of this new flick will be [...]
Published on: 17th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 17th (Extra Yummy Edition) |
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What makes today’s edition of the Morning Wood, LAF’s award winning daily link dump, so damn yummy? Hell if I know…it was just something to put in the title. And it goes a little something like this… Here’s 9 classic Michael Jordan commercials—more proof that LeBron will never be MJ, on the court or on [...]
Published on: 12th August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 12th (Vacation's Over Edition) |
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Not gonna say much here…vacation is over, back to my bitter, disappointing life. Other than that, it’s Thursday. Whatever that means. Let’s do this thing… Call it ref’s revenge…soccer ref gives player a red card, then beats the shit out of him (or at least causes him to flop uncontrollably). [JOCKpost] Tim Duncan frolicking with [...]
Published on: 2nd August, 2010
Your Morning Wood for August 2nd (Post-Vacation Hangover Edition) |
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Morning my little troglodytes, and welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s daily link dump. You’re probably wondering why the posts have been a bit lacking as of late, well, I was on vacation in Northern Ontario–where the beer flowed freely, the moose roamed lazily, and Internet access was spotty at best. But I’m back…not that [...]
Published on: 22nd July, 2010
Your Morning Wood for July 22nd (It's Still Hot as Hell Edition) |
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Here it is 2010 and we still can’t control the weather. What the hell do we pay these fancy-dancy scientist for anyway? And how come we can shoot a rocket around the world and hit a gnat in the ass, but there’s no cure for baldness. Ah, it’s nice to see I’ve mastered the art [...]
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