Presented with minimal commentary: The magnificent James Harden cake
Save the neck for Metta World Peace. Read more ›
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For those of you who were wondering what Adam Morrison looked like these days, here you go
Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I miss the days Morrison rocked the wispy douchebag mustache. Read more ›
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An episode of Jeopardy! in which we learn that Kareem Abdul Jabbar probably enjoys classic porn
“I’ll take Greatest 70s Porn Staches for $800, Alex.” Read more ›
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This kid’s Matt Bonner haircut may land him in hot water with his school when it should be celebrated
The bond between gingers is an unbreakable, everlasting bond that transcends space and time, so it comes as no surprise that when middle schooler Patrick Gonzalez wanted to show off his love for his hometown San Antonio Spurs, he chose to honor the player he admires most—fellow ginger Matt Bonner, aka the Red Rocket.The San Antonio superfan had the image of the Spurs center preparing to launch a 3-pointer shaved into the back of his head, an act that while noble and unique may land him in trouble with school officials because Gonzalez’s “Bonner Cut” has been deemed a distraction. Officials for Judson I.S.D. have said on record that if Gonzalez comes to school on Thursday with his awesome haircut in tact he may be in line for an in-school suspension. Read more ›
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If you bought tickets to tonight’s Rangers/Nets playoff game, prepare to be disappointed
Who cares if they’re fake? At $130 below face value they’re a steal! Read more ›
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Amar’e Stoudemire offers Shane Battier a hand to get up only to rescind the offer
Knicks forward Amar’e Stoudemire had himself quite the playoff series against the Heat, didn’t he? Tearing his hand open after punching the glass case enclosure for a fire extinguisher, then missing Game 3 because of his stupidity, and finally fouling out in Game 5 after being called for an offensive foul on Shane Battier. However, what Stoudemire did to Battier after the foul may help the Knicks star redeem himself for his recent transgressions.After bowling over Battier, Amar’e offers his hand to the fallen Heat forward in order to help him back to his feet, a gesture that Battier willingly accepts, until Stoudemire pulls his hand away in a sweet psych move to leave Battier hanging.
A bit of a dick move by Stoudemire, or a little good-natured gamesmanship by the New York player? I mean, it was pretty funny, and I’m sure Battier is cool enough to laugh it off, just as I’m sure Stoudemire was aware that his night was over, so why not get one last shot in against an opponent. Read more ›
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Kid using friend’s back as a springboard for dunk goes about as well as you’d think
I don’t need to tell you that this won’t end well. Read more ›
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Disoriented woman walks onto court during play of Lakers-Nuggets game
A very strange, very bizarre incident took place tonight during Game 4 of the Lakers-Nuggets playoff series when a seemingly disoriented woman wandered out onto the court right in the middle of game action. Play was immediately stopped as the bewildered fan was escorted off the court before play resumed.On the surface it seems like a fan sitting courtside may have had a bit too much to drink and decided not to bother waiting for the game to finish before asking for some players autographs. But no, this woman seems to have a history with the Nuggets and their players, specifically former Nugget Kenyon Martin, who now plays with the Clippers. Read more ›
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Amar’e Stoudemire shows off the after effects of punching a fire extinguisher
Yamma hamma, that’s a lot of stitches. Read more ›
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Marc Gasol almost received an impromptu prostate exam from a fan sitting courtside
That’s almost two in the stink right there. Read more ›
