Published on: 2nd September, 2010
Say hello to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s barely readable daily link dump. Well, the links themselves are enjoyable, the drivel I lead with is not. Finally college football season is here. Sorry baseball, it’s been fun, but the gridiron is where it’s at. Now if only the NFL would start, all would be right in [...]
Published on: 30th August, 2010
Welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s not quite ready for prime time daily link dump. Gorge yourself on these scrumptious links, then unbuckle your pants and come back here for a spell. In other news, I vote we change the name of Monday to Craphole…seems fitting, no? Et tu, Monday? 21-year-old tries to pass himself [...]
Published on: 27th August, 2010
To quote the ever quotable Barry Manilow…”Looks like we made it!“ And by that I mean, we, collectively, have made it to the end of the week yet again–the weekend is upon us. Hopefully your plans include alcohol, charred meat, sports, and a rocking pair of jorts, in some combination. If not, then I do [...]
Published on: 25th August, 2010
Two questions–is this the longest week ever? And secondly, is dry humping an underrated sexual activity? It’s safe, it’s good exercise, it can be done alone, with another person, or in a group, and depending on the material of your underpants, quite satisfying. Like I said yesterday…crap meets wall, sticks. Let’s break on through to [...]
Published on: 24th August, 2010
If 40 is the new 30, then Tuesday is the new Monday. Hey, most times I just throw some crap at the wall and see if it sticks. That stuck…sorry. I have seen the nipple on your soul… Guy loses arm wrestling match, goes apeshit with his truck and a shotgun. Sounds reasonable to me. [...]
Published on: 23rd August, 2010
A more spectacular crash you will not see…at least not today anyway. It’s hard to make out, but that there is a 1985 Pontiac Firebird flying through the air, seconds away from a brutal impact with a concrete bridge. By sheer luck a police officer had his cruiser cam running and caught the whole spectacular [...]
Published on: 20th August, 2010
I don’t know where this occurrence took place, but I know this—I want to go there. Normally when a cyclist going the wrong way down the street collides with an unsuspecting pedestrian, well, things do not end well. Except this time they do…and politely at that. Video after the jump… I’m pretty sure this must [...]
Published on: 19th August, 2010
Former Canadian and World Champion figure skater Kurt Browning’s multi-million-dollar mansion burnt to the ground yesterday, after a fire started in the garage before spreading to the rest of the house. Normally this wouldn’t qualify as worthy for this site…that is, until you hear how the fire got started. Apparently the interior of Browning’s convertible [...]
Published on: 18th August, 2010
Today’s edition of Your Morning Wood, LAF’s Emmy nominated daily link dump, is brought to you by the letter H. Yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish… Hey look…Owen Wilson has a new movie, where he plays a reliever for the Nationals. I can only imagine the suckitude of this new flick will be [...]
Published on: 17th August, 2010
What makes today’s edition of the Morning Wood, LAF’s award winning daily link dump, so damn yummy? Hell if I know…it was just something to put in the title. And it goes a little something like this… Here’s 9 classic Michael Jordan commercials—more proof that LeBron will never be MJ, on the court or on [...]