I have to admit right from the get-go that I have been an unabashed fan of Mike Florio and his wonderful site ProFootballTalk.com for quite a few years now. I’m talking way back in the day before he made it to the big time on NBC’s Sunday Night Football and all the pomp and circumstance that goes with it.
That being said, is Florio just screwing with our heads now…right? Read more ›
Retired QB Drew Bledsoe is one of three finalists up for acceptance into the Patriots Hall of Fame—he’s a shoe-in if you ask me—and the former Pats signal caller was part of a conference call when he was asked about retiring, how to fill the void left when your football career is finished, and more specifically, Brett Favre.
Said Bledsoe…
”I honestly haven’t had a day since I retired where I’ve gotten out of bed trying to figure out what I was going to do that day,” Bledsoe said. ”I’ve just been engaged the entire time. So from that standpoint, I think Brett (Favre) just needs a hobby. He needs to find something else he wants to do.”
I’ve never watched one minute of ABC’s train wreck of a show, Dancing With the Stars, because personally, I don’t get off on seeing C-list celebrities shaking their asses on national TV.
But somebody obviously does, because the show is wildly popular amongst a group of people I never want to be associated with….ever.
The upcoming season, the 12th in DWTS history, begins on March 21, with the lineup for the new season being announced on February 28 during another wholly unwatchable ABC show, The Bachelor. And the big rumor is that the 12th season may feature a 41-year-old former quarterback know for gunslinging, just having fun, and sexting photos of his dong. Read more ›
I find parodies by and large to be lame and unfunny, usually because the people behind them try too damn hard to be humorous, and always, always come up short.
But there are exceptions. Cleveland’s response to LeBron James’ “Rise” commercial from Nike is one such example—biting, sarcastic, and altogether funny.
And now this one, a hilarious take on the same LeBron commercial, only this time the star of the ad is Brett Favre—or at least an actor portraying Favre. Dude pulls it off too, from the look right on down to the slow, southern drawl that sounds oddly like Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby. Read more ›
It’s hard to keep a purple-handed gunslinger down. And for the record, that thing is just gross—major props to Pam Oliver for not running in horror at the site of Favre’s grotesquely discolored hand.
Looks like the shoulder injury that led to Favre’s purple hand, thanks to a vicious hit from the Bills’ Arthur Moats, won’t keep the 41-year-old Vikes QB from going on the injured reserve list after an ultrasound revealed no nerve damage in his neck and shoulder.
Get this—not only will Favre stay off IR, but if coach Leslie Frazier has his way, he may start Monday night against the Bears. Read more ›
I should have clarified my earlier post when I labeled Little Ron Washington the 2010 Halloween costume contest winner. That little bundle of awesomeness is clearly a winner, but for now we’ll put him in the juvenile category, for ages 6-12.
That’s so we can name this guy’s Brett Favre Dong costume the Halloween costume contest winner for the adult age group. I’d say this guy went balls out like Little Ronny did, but that’s pretty obvious when you see the picture.
Once again, well played young man. Of course no picture of a guy dressed up as an athlete’s penis is complete without that ambiguously gay duo from Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie.
Little known fact about buddy’s costume—that is an exact replica of Favre’s dong, only magnified 400,000,00 times, which is my clever way of saying that Brett Favre’s dong is terribly small (allegedly).
Head over to Guyism for the rest of the picture set.
[H/T to Guyism]
Or should I say bigger star? But really, can Brett Favre’s dong get any bigger than it already is…not in size per se, but popularity?
According to TMZ, the men behind the popular and long running stage show Puppetry of the Penis have offered Favre and his dong a chance to join their troupe on tour.
POTP’s creator Simon Morley, unlike Jenn Sterger, is actually quite impressed with Favre’s member, and even moreso, his utter lack of shame.
“I, unlike a lot of people in the USA at the moment, am quite impressed with Brett’s complete lack of shame,” Morley said.
Morley has gone so far as to send off a letter to Brett’s agent, offering the embattled Vikings QB a spot in the show for their upcoming European and U.S. tour. According to Morley, Favre would be performing “genital art across America.”
Judging by the alleged pics of Favre’s junk, the only role he’s qualified to play is “frightened turtle.”
Yeah, like you didn’t see this coming like a Brett Favre interception (Editor’s note: zing!).
The awe-inspiring CGI mock-up of Tiger Woods’ fateful Thanksgiving Day car accident set the bar for retelling athlete scandals via animation, so of course we now get the Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger scandal in Taiwanese CGI form.
And much like the Tiger Woods reenactment, this one is off the charts.
Video follows the jump…
Nice touch having the Brett Favre Wrangler jeans poster in the background while CGI Favre snaps pictures of his junk. Oh, and the cameo by Tiger Woods was tremendous as well.
So long as there are athletes getting in trouble with their dicks, these things will never get old.
Things ain’t looking too good for Brett Favre right about now—no they are not.
On the heels of Deadspin’s bombshell posting of alleged inappropriate voice messages from Brett Favre to bombshell Jenn Sterger, as well as images of what is supposedly the semi-erect penis of the Vikings quarterback, comes even more allegations that Brett was doing the same sort of thing to two other Jets’ female employees. This time the 41-year-old kept Lil Brett safely sheathed in his tighty whities.
The women, team massage therapists, both decided to come forward and tell their tale of (alleged) text messages that were a) sexual in nature, and b) sent by Brett Favre.
Take the handoff Deadspin, and run with it…
The woman (who wishes to remain anonymous for now — we’ll call her “Mandy”) worked as a massage therapist for the team for a couple years, but she says never had an incident with a player until No. 4 showed up at training camp at Hofstra University, where the Jets still worked out in 2008. “He was on the table next to mine,” she tells me. “He was looking at my ass the whole time while I worked on another player. He was … ogling me.”
The woman who was massaging Brett that day (massage therapist No. 2, or “Lindsay”) exchanged numbers with him. (Mandy claims it’s common for players to take the numbers of team-contracted massage therapists should they need additional rubdowns off campus. Yeah, I know. Please don’t.)
Lindsay received a text message from Favre, according to Mandy. Lindsay assumed it was for a massage but quickly realized Brett was asking for more. He invited both Lindsay and Mandy back to his hotel room. Mandy claims that the texts became increasingly inappropriate (“just nasty stuff”), but she adds that Brett did apologize when he found out she was married.
Well, at least Favre had the common decency to apologize for his nastiness. That’s gotta count for something, right? Contriteness is still contriteness whether its’ sincere or not. Yeah, probably not.
I guess Brett’s apology to “Mandy” wasn’t good enough for her husband “John”, so he called Favre and demanded an apology. Favre, of course, apologized profusely for his actions, and vowed never to degrade a married woman again. Just kidding, according to “John” he was arrogant and refused to apologize.
This will not end well for Brett Favre—the NFL has already said they’re looking into the incident (the voice messages and dong photos, if proven to be Favre, can be construed as sexual harassment), this can’t sit well with his wife of 14-years Deanna, and guilty or not, his reputation has taken a huge hit. Hell, after all is said and done, Favre’s Q Score may even be lower than LeBron James and Tiger Woods combined.
Goodbye Brett, we hardly knew ye.
[Deadspin]
You may remember a while back a story I wrote about some alleged goings on between a certain gray-bearded Vikings quarterback and a comely Jets sideline reporter. To refresh your memory, Jenn Sterger started receiving creepy voicemails from someone she alleges was Brett Favre. Then it got really weird when he started sending her images of his dong, sans underwear.
Sterger never went on record about the matter, but there were those of us who were waiting with baited breath for these Favre dong photos to surface.
Well, that time is now.
Once again, Deadspin, the site who first broke the Favre/Sterger story, has gotten their grubby little paws on not only the cock photos, but some disturbing voice messages as well. There’s no way to prove that the dick in question, as well as the messages, are from Favre himself, but if it isn’t, then someone went far, far out of their way to do the best damn Brett Favre impersonation ever.
I’m looking at you, Frank Caliendo.
Follow this link to feast your eyes and ears on a NSFW Brett Favre love-in.
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