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• Fan’s Redskins jersey chronicles years of QB failure topped with a glimmer of hope

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  Here’s hoping RG3 lives up to the hype, just so this guy never wears this Skins jersey out in public again. Read more ›

   

• One Virginian already has his RG3 Redskins license plate

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  Wow, that was quick. Read more ›

   

• For Dan Snyder and Mike Shanahan, RG3′s pro day includes a trip to Hooters

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  I’ll say Shanny had the chicken wings, while Danny boy ordered a Grilled Chicken Caesar salad, the perfect side dish for his Napoleon Complex. Read more ›

   

• Redskins safety Laron Landry is now the size of a compact automobile

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  Laron, put the dumbell down and the creatine in the cupboard and just walk away. Read more ›

   

• Brandon Banks Takes to Twitter to Ask an Important Question About Flatulence

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  Not exactly on the same level as “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” but it’s fairly Zen-like in it’s own way. Read more ›

   

• Skins Fan Takes a Jabar Gaffney Smack to the Face After High-Five Goes Wrong

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  Redskins receiver Jabar Gaffney had a pretty decent day against the Cowboys, hauling in seven catches for 115 yards and a touchdown in a losing effort. That’s officially. Unofficially you can add one slap to the face of a rather unfortunate Skins fan caught in the crossfire of a Gaffney high-five gone wrong. Read more ›

   

• Hey Look! There’s a Drawing of a Dick on Chris Cooley’s Cast Already

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  Geez, what took so long? Read more ›

   

• DeAngelo Hall Plans on Using Tony Romo’s Injured Ribs for Target Practice

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  Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo suffered a fractured rib and punctured lung during his team’s overtime win against the 49ers last Sunday.  Redskins DB DeAngelo Hall plans to use Romo’s injury to his advantage in their upcoming Monday night tilt.

  Hall sees Romo’s fractured rib as a bullseye of sorts for some target practice, in the hopes that he can inflict more injury on the Dallas QB.  And who knows, if Hall is lucky, maybe he can put Romo out of action for the game at the very least, and maybe even longer.

  Even though his motives may not be pure, you have to admire Hall’s honesty.

  Says Hall (via the Chicago Tribune)… Read more ›

   

• Skins Fans Take Tailgating Up a Notch With Their Tricked Out Ambulance

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  Sure that may look like your ordinary, every day 1992 ambulance, but look closely and you’ll see a Redskins flag and helmet decal on this rig, which means this isn’t an ambulance per se, but rather a tricked out emergency services vehicle known affectionately as the ‘Fan-bulance.”

  How apropos that a couple of Washington fans are using a modified ambulance for tailgating, seeing that under Dan Snyder’s direction, the team’s play and questionable off-season moves have been making their fans ill for years.

  BA-ZING! Read more ›

   

• Things You Never Thought You’d Read: Chris Cooley’s Art Gallery Gets Robbed

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  I’ve written before about Redskins TE Chris Cooley’s love of pottery.  Dude is fascinated with molding and cooking clay into bowls and cups like nobody’s business.  But I just figured it to be nothing more than a hobby—a rather odd hobby for a professional football player—but a hobby nonetheless.

  Who knew he had his own art gallery, aptly named The Cooley Gallery?  How wild is that?

  Cooley opened his gallery in December of 2010 in Leesburg, Va., and here we are, a scant 10 months later, and The Cooley Gallery can now say it’s finally arrived, after suffering it’s first ever break-in.  Read more ›